Biologia gy Alie09 110R5pA 16, 2011 2 pagcs BEST. DIVORCE. LETTER. EVER. Dear Wife, l’m writing you this letter to tell you that l’m leaving you forever. l’ve been a good man to you for 7 years ; I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today ; that was the last straw. Last week, you came home ; didn’t even notice had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went traight to sleep after watching all ofyour soaps.

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, l’m gone. Your EX-Husband P. S. don’tt ta find me. Your SISTER & I are Swp to page moving away to Wes Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made m true you & hav ora to View nut*ge a life! gyour letter. It’s rs, although a good man is a far cry from What you’ve been. watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining amp; griping Too bad that doesn’t work.

DID notice when yau got a hair cut last week. but the Ist thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl! ‘ Since my mother raised me not to say anything ifyou can’t say something nice, didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: turned away from you because the $4g. gg Price tagwas Still on them, ; prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me hat morn’ng.

After all of this, Still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer Said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell ; Free! P. S. don’t know if I ever told yau this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. hope that’s not a problem…